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I am Doctor Mario, and I am saving lives. I look different in this game (lost my hat, got a coat, got a light, stethoscope). I am Doctor Mario, and I prescribe high fives. Laughter's the best medicine, so HAHAHA YOU FELL DOWN In the Mushroom kingdom, I'm the finest doc by far! I got my degree by watching House and Scrubs and E.R.! Brightly Colored pills! They'll cure all your ills! Just as long as you've got fever, or the chills! Take off your pants. Good, now let's see. Turn your head and cough. Okay, now do me. (Please?) Does it hurt to pee? (No) Is it hard to see? (No) I am diagnosing you with HPV! You've got mononucleosis, halitosis, scoleosis Fifteen days is my prognosis You need red and blue pill doses! You've got scabies and phlebitis Chronic rabies, hepatitis You'll be brave and you'll unite us Then you'll die of meningitis! Wait wait.. I'm wrong... You have.. Crabs. Brightly colored pills! They'll solve all your ills! Just as long as you've got fever orrrrrr theeeee chilllllls! Dr Mario!

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Doctor shows that Luigi has HIV/AIDS

divine bloodlines is iconic and divine

i still think its weird how doctor mario goes "😡" and throws fentanyl at his opponent with his ultimate, but who am i to question nintendo

As much as I prefer the original version of the Rap, I still like this version since it was the first version of the rap that I fully listened to, despite Diddy’s verse being really messed up, and I’m not a fan of Tiny’s and Lanky’s verses with the weird vocals for those verses, but it’s still good, and Donkey’s and especially Chunky’s verses being my favorites to listen.

*MY FIGHT MONEY!!!!*

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Defenestration: The theme tune

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I'm 36 years old. This theme just suddenly popped into my head and I had to hear it again.

Its the last splatoon 3 splatfest, im playing this while i play

*For his Neutral Special, he wields his opponents and throws them out of the window* 😡🪟🤸‍♂

Aaaaand the comments for this phenomenal track are just ruined.

1738, ay, im like hey whats up hello

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Finally I can listen to this without Link slowly dying!

it's horrific

This makes me want to do everything in my power to pursue a medical degree

This should have been Mario Tennis final battle OST

I sometimes set this song on Delfino Plaza.

Tim Follin has been quiet since this dropped

Dying patients lmao

NINTENDO MUST REMASTER DONKEY KONG COUNTRY !!!!

AIDS

I think we need to revisit this musical style. Not that BoTW and ToTK aren't good but yeah.

I don't like this version. It sounds slightly off tone (which is probably intentional) and then just devolves into a jumbled mess.

The last thing your hear before you get defenestrated

33% part of the whole game: Stucking in this temeple...

Best version!

Sounds like something out of Sonic Colors

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Minimal but effective instrumentation, fitting for a hero's journey.

did anyone else used to think the announcer was saying "r___ the targets"

One of the most underrated soundtracks tbh, i always play it in my arenas !

Falcon PUNCHHHHHH !!!!!!!

this is like if you put sandpaper on q tips and had donkey kong ram them in your ears. what an absolute tragedy for such a magnificent piece of songwriting to be bastardized in this monstrous way

0:30 Beyond Oasis (Story of Thor) tribute. Beyond Oasis's saving tune (the whistle) repeated 3 times.

WWll 느낌이 나는데

I love Agitha, but she says some sus comments about those bugs

I would often just run away from the boss to keep hearing this bop, its so good

"✋😞" "😡" "🤸‍♂️🏥"

This used to scare me at 8

1.10x speed you're welcome

Stay fancy, Mario fans

great bay was always my favorite melee map just for the music

bad ending: The Earth's Magnetic field failed to protect us from solar storms, these are the last moments of all living beings on Earth including humans... d y i n g b u r n e d t o d e a t h . . . .

Came here form shitpost 2077's meme

If i ever go on a cruise im going to ask the captain to play this on full blast

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